4.8.26 

“Iran War a Vast Success” 

By Jeff Childers, practicing attorney and well-known author


Excerpts from this article:

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/transactions-wednesday-april-8-2026?utm_campaign=email-half-post&r=1popxz&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email


Here’s the buried headline:
President Trump just speed-ran a major war


As far as I can tell,
the time from launch to first cease-fire is a modern record


After a dramatic weekend buildup wherein the President set a dramatic 8pm deadline, threatened to “wipe out” Iran’s civilization standing next to a rabbit mascot, dropped an F-bomb, and after B-52s were launched and on their way, 
Iran came to the table at the last minute. 


Even while corporate media was still reporting that Iran defied the deadline, and CNN ran a humiliating fake piece about Iran winning, oil was already falling. 


Meaning, the
[financial] markets knew BEFORE the media could bring itself to accept the truth.


Iranian ally Pakistan brokered the two-week ceasefire. 


At 7:58 PM —
two minutes before the deadline— Pakistan’s Prime Minister Sharif called the President of the United States on behalf of Iran with a proposed framework


The important point:
the Strait of Hormuz is open


Oil markets immediately fell by $18.43/barrel— the biggest one-day drop since the 1991 Gulf War. 

 

39 DAYS FROM START TO CEASEFIRE


For comparison,
Afghanistan required twenty years to reach its first ceasefire, the Doha Accords. 


Ukraine has been running for going on five years with no meaningful ceasefire. 


But that’s not even the most impressive part. Want to see something 
really cool?

 

WHAT TRUMP WAS REALLY DOING EARLY-ON


Cast your mind back to last Spring
[2025], when Trump, fresh off the Inauguration, was oddly touring the Middle East making deals. 


Remember that? 


There were two parts. 


First, in 2025, he made individual trade deals with most major Middle Eastern countries. 


At the beginning of this year —after ending the ugly Israel-Hamas war—
he formed the Board of Peace and funded it with $10 billion dollars.


Let’s walk through the amazing timeline. 

 

AMAZING TIMELINE


In May 2025, Trump barnstormed the Middle East on a whirlwind 4-day tour, making economic deals, investment pledges, and bilateral agreements.


In January 2026, President Trump launched his Board of Peace with a $1 billion buy-in for extended membership


Notice who joined:
Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Indonesia, Bahrain, Kuwait, Morocco and others; making 25+ countries total


Now notice who 
DID NOT join: IRAN 


(
“Allies” like UK, France, and Canada all dragged their feet.


The US pledged $10 billion to run it with $1.25 billion already transferred from the State Department.


The money is managed by private US interests (rumored to be managed by Jared Kushner’s Affinity Partners). 


In other words, it’s
NOT managed by the UN, the IMF, or the World Bank. Or by the Middle Eastern countries.

 

LONG BEFORE OPERATION EPIC FURY


Here’s what all this means:
Long before Trump launched Operation Epic Fury, he stitched up all of Iran’s neighbors, entangling them in a web of economic and investment deals, trade agreements, and, to top it all off, their memberships in the Board of Peace. 


If you ever wondered why every single Middle Eastern country aligned with the US in the conflict against Iran— this is why.
Trump trapped them. 


Every major Middle Eastern economy is now financially entangled with the US through the Board of Peace alone. 


Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar —Iran’s neighbors and oil competitors— are on the board. 


Turkey —Iran’s northern neighbor— is on the board. 


Pakistan —Iran’s eastern neighbor who just helped broker the cease-fire— is on the board.


All these countries now have BILLIONS invested in a US-led framework that Iran is specifically excluded from. 


It’s like Trump built an exclusive country club that doesn’t admit Iranians. 


He got all Iran’s buddies signed up with long-term club contracts. 


Then he filed for foreclosure against Iran. 


What can the rest of them do? Give up their memberships? Break the contract?


…behold:
the Art of the Deal, applied to geopolitics….

 

ALLIANCE STRUCTURE BUILT FIRST – THEN MADE NEXT MOVE


Trump built the alliance structure first, a transactional structure that committed everyone financially, isolated the target,
and then he squeezed


By the time the military phase began, every single one of Iran’s neighbors was economically incentivized to help Trump end the war. 


And it worked.


Trump’s “transactional real-estate approach” —which the experts and trad-media relentlessly mocked as unsophisticated— produced a $10 billion multilateral peace framework, a 25-nation coalition built without the UN, a ceasefire in 39 days, and Pakistan volunteering as mediator


The U.S. State Department’s “sophisticated” approach, on the other hand,
only produced pallets of cash flown [from Obama] to Tehran on an unmarked plane in the middle of the night.


…They [the
experts] think complexity requires more complexity. Nothing is straightforward. 


To the “swamp,” everything is wheels-within-wheels, secret deals and clandestine ops, and color revolutions over decades through gay pride and trans puppet shows.


Trump understands
that complexity requires simplicity -- clear incentives, clear consequences, clear deadlines


He’s not “unsophisticated.”
He’s a closer.

 

TRUMP’S PLANNED F-BOMB


Like everyone sane, I’m grateful the Iranians wisely decided to de-escalate because it could have been ugly. 


But I’m also grateful because I couldn’t finish an important thought in yesterday’s
[C&C] post, but now I can. 


Let’s wrap up
Trump’s ghastly Truth Social Easter post.


Here’s what I didn’t say yesterday because I did not want to undermine the President’s strategy. 


I gave you the pieces, but I didn’t highlight the point.
I told you that Trump’s F-bomb post was appalling and offensive, and that was what he intended. But why? Why be ugly on purpose?


Like 
everything Trump tweets, it was for a reason.

 

IRAN’S FAILED STRATEGY


Iran’s strategy is to wait out Trump’s approval rating. That’s their whole plan. 


They plan to hold out until Trump’s own supporters make him stop. 


Treasonous corporate
[mainstream and naysayers] media has been enthusiastically helping Iran.


Trump’s offensive tweet
[F-bomb on Iran] was meant to convey one simple message to the mullahs: I don’t care about the politics. I’m moving forward anyway. DON’T TEST ME.


On Tuesday, the Times breathlessly reported Trump is recklessly reveling in threats of war crimes! On Wednesday, the
[New York] Times sullenly reported Iran brokers a cease-fire. It took one day. They still don’t get it…


There were
a couple other delicious nuggets buried at the bottom of the war news bag yesterday.


Yesterday, Defense News (and only Defense News), reported “
Iran’s other would-be WMD program lies in ruins following strikes by Israel and the US.

 

IRAN DEVELOPING CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS


“Iranian facilities affiliated with 
chemical and biological weapons research have been hit by the United States and Israel without much fanfare,” Defense News reported, “as satellite imagery and the analysis of images shared on social media show.”


‘Without much fanfare’ is one way of putting it. 
Ignored by trad-media would be another. I bet you didn’t even know Iran had a bio-weapons research program.


On April 1-2, 2026, US and Israeli forces ‘reduced’ the Pasteur Institute of Iran, the Darou Pakhsh Pharmaceutical Manufacturing Company, the headquarters of the Organization of Defensive Innovation and Research, and the Malek Ashtar University of Technology. 


…Defense News admitted that the target selection was consistent with
long-standing reports about Iran’s chemical and biological programs.


allied officials decided they could eliminate Iran’s programs without creating a public hazard. 


regardless how well or poorly developed Iran’s WMD [weapons of mass destruction] programs were, they are now buried under rubble. 


Most people, whatever their politics, would accept that eliminating even a potential bioweapons capability in the hands of a hostile regime is not a luxury or a talking point, but a core duty of any responsible government…


Somebody at the Pentagon has been doing their homework.


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